All the ingredients might be too precious to waste them and many of the extraction procedures to get as much out of it as possible might not work well without gravity or lesser gravity than on earth, may take to long, be too energy expensive or just not economic. Out of the context of this book, but it would make an interesting question for the author: In space flight, the question of how to deal with the deceased, if there are still any, will be a topic too. And children aren´t as constrained, onesided, indoctrinated and socially normed as adults so that they still have an open and healthy attitude towards the topic. So the philosophy that is still in kids and gets lost more and more with the ages, jumps from each side because the questions may seem trivial, but have hidden depths. The wit often comes just from the constellations of topics, from questions an adult wouldn´t dare to ask. I like horror, humor and science and this book has everything in it. ![]() Who thinks this is already too heavy probably shouldn´t read this book. At least one lives on in his pet, except it gets a food poisoning from rotten flesh which would be an unfunny, black comedy trope, but owner and pet would be at least united in death. No matter if it is a dog, cat, weasel, reptile (I am not sure regarding their eating behavior), if time and hunger are combined and carrion acceptable for the animal, well. And so on, or no, precisely not, or still? Puh, getting philosophical in here, so put out all your thoughts.Ĭome, little kitty cat, tasty eyeballs are served. It's very readable, very short, very informative and very enjoyable. Not little kindergarteners though, more like teenagers who (like us) read books and think up sensible questions. The book is based on questions guaranteed to have been genuinely put by children. This is a more refined method than one of the traditional ways murderers attempt to cover up their crime - put the body in a barrel with a lot of lye. Finish by draining off the greenish-brownish liquid of amino acids, peptides, sugars and salts, (don't drink this soup, it's not edible and not because it has too much sugar and salt) what you have left are soft bones ready for hand-crushing. Instapot Corpse Disposal: Recipe for cooking a corpseĪn alternative to cremation (not a tasty dish for cannibals).įirst, put the body into a very large instapot (euphemistically called a 'pressurised stainless steel cremation chamber'. So - when they look at me, as they often do, are they just eyeing up the eyeballs? Is that all I am to them? So many questions. ![]() Well, I will be there, of course, but I won't be functional. If I keel over and expire on the spot one day at home, will they take one eyeball each? Or, as usually happens when I dish up food at the same time, will Hatter scoff his eyeball really quick and then shoulder Miranda out of the way as she is nibbling delicately on her eyeball? And I will not be there to tell him off for his unseemly manners. So now I need this book to find out the answer.īut wait - I have two cats. This is a question I have never asked myself before. They conferred for a while and then we shook on it. They'll be removed by a proper eye doctor in a dignified manner, okay? Plus - if you predecease me, I get your fur for gloves. If I predecease you, you can have the eyeballs, I'll bequeath them. ![]() I said Look, I like you, I'm a fair person, I want to make a deal. They said - Oh, so you know about the eyeball thing. ![]() Greatly disturbed by this question, I had a talk with my cats today.
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